50/50 with a Fringe on Top
Welcome to Betty Ford.
We must recover, many of us know this,
but have we admitted yet that we have
L.A. is not the greatest city in the world—
But it could be.
It could lead like the LAPD in Lethal
Force Policy—Matt Johnson and the
commission talking De-escalation,
Obama taking notice, the nation
watches and seeks good Ideas.
Something whose creation money cannot
Private Campaign Spending should be
now and forever outlawed, right
next to hiring a pedestrian cleaning
force—call them “Street Angels”—
We must clean this city from the bottom
to the top, let’s trim the budget of
fat—like the bloated salaries of political
This is supposed to be a humble service job;
how much did John Adams spend to
become President? I think it was $0.00
because he was a lawyer with land in
the private sector—
I recommend to our leaders that if it
is riches you want… Invent something.
Get out in the private sector with your
skills, which should be protected by
the public sector… and make a ton of
City Council? The Mayor? A Police Chief?
A Supervisor for the County? Where wages
start at 200,000 dollars a year?
And we wonder why graffiti plagues us—
it’s a revolution, a rebellion saying “Screw
you, suits! You have forgotten us, are not
protecting us, are not maintaining our
roads, sidewalks and communities so we
formed a gang to secure ourselves.”
“Gangs” could be budgeted out of existence.
Maybe fund Animal Services to enforce
every code instead of running a public zoo.
Enforce every code.
Don’t play with illegal fireworks—
eradicate it. Budget them away, put our
heads together, take a walk from border
to border in your district and note how
many clogged storm drains you see.
People tell me sometimes, watching me
clean, that the problems are too vast
and deep—and what you clean today
just comes back tomorrow!
So come back tomorrow and clean again.
God bless us to rethink our bloated
salaries, “benefits” which often include
non-emergency “health” care which government
should never grapple.
“What is health?” is answered differently
by every person, like choosing a religious
faith—in fact my health program is my religious
faith (Christian Science) and by the First
Amendment, Congress shall pass no law on it.
Lazarus, take up thy bed and follow me
into the fixable gutters and graffiti of L.A.,
the bombs exploding from June through August,
the rebellion—folks without a voice, disenchanted
with you, voter turnout poor, as we shake
our heads at the mailbox—
Filling up with the Trash that is private
“Vote for me!” on an expensive post card.
“Don’t Vote For Her!” in despicable color
and glossy font.
While our sidewalks crumble, the Homeless
waiting not on “housing” as much as
Give us day labor posts, a morning lineup
for a job to clean our city for eighty-five
dollars a day.
I’ll be first in that line, let’s fan out, out
of our offices and suits, but if addicted to
them, give me a bib and a broom, pay me
and watch this place start to shine.
Our budget should be fifty percent
safety, fifty percent infrastructure.
Anything not related to those two things
should, like fringe stuck in a storm drain—
be taken out